Oh they’re real alright…

Welcome to True Titillations, where you will find TRUE, sexy stories to delight and amuse, to entrance and seduce.

Here is the spot for that hysterical story of the time you got drunk in Europe, made out with a French guy, and then fell into the Seine because he was just THAT hot, you know?

Or how about when you went to see 50 Shades of Grey with your parents, thinking it was a nice, family-friendly movie about a couple picking out paint colors for their new apartment?

Whatever the tale, if it’s true and sexy, we want it more than we want whipped cream and chocolate, baby.




Clare Blackwood

Canadian actor/writer/comedian; writer for The Beaverton; words in CBC Comedy, McSweeney’s, The Belladonna, etc. Co-Founder of The Honeypot. clareblackwood.com