I feel immensely respected as a human being, and honestly? That’s hot.


She really appreciates your sacrifice!

Photo Credit: Alexandros Michailidis


What man doesn’t love a spontaneous woman?


Oh they’re real alright…


Sexy clever girl…


“I truly thought that I missed live theatre, and then I saw this show.” — The New York Times

Photo Credit: Fatih Kilic



Get a peek at the founders and editors of The Honeypot Satire!



  1. vagina
  2. spy who uses sex to lure in a target
  3. woman who attracts sexual attention from men
  4. a place to put honey. duh.

Clare Blackwood

Canadian actor/writer/comedian; writer for The Beaverton; words in CBC Comedy, McSweeney’s, The Belladonna, etc. Co-Founder of The Honeypot. clareblackwood.com

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