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Esteemed Men of Literature Attempt to Write About Periods

“My dear Watson, what do you make of this feminine enigma?”

4 min readSep 5, 2023

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Esteemed Men of Literature Attempt to Write About Periods

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Clare Blackwood
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Slackjaw

Effective Catcalls For Attracting A Struggling Writer

Damn, girl! No one hates their writing as much as you do! That’s hot!

2 min readMay 3, 2022

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Effective Catcalls For Attracting A Struggling Writer

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Clare Blackwood
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Slackjaw

A Day In My Purposefully Childless Life, According To People Who Think I Should Have Children

My money is mine, damnit! And all I want to spend it on is me, me, me!

4 min readMar 7, 2022

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A Day In My Purposefully Childless Life, According To People Who Think I Should Have Children

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Clare Blackwood
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The Honeypot

Relationship Porn for the Lonely Asexual

Not having sex has never been this hot.

4 min readJun 28, 2021

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Relationship Porn for the Lonely Asexual

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Clare Blackwood
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The Belladonna Comedy

Nancy Pelosi Commemorates Famous Historical Deaths

She really appreciates your sacrifice!

3 min readApr 22, 2021

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Nancy Pelosi Commemorates Famous Historical Deaths

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Clare Blackwood
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The Honeypot

Five Hot Date Ideas That’ll Have Him Saying, “Wait, Is This An International Money Heist?”

He’s paying for this date.

5 min readApr 12, 2021

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Five Hot Date Ideas That’ll Have Him Saying, “Wait, Is This An International Money Heist?”

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Clare Blackwood
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The Honeypot

About True Titillations

Welcome to True Titillations, where you will find TRUE, sexy stories to delight and amuse, to entrance and seduce.

1 min readMar 15, 2021

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About True Titillations

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Clare Blackwood
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The Honeypot

Notes on Your Jurassic Park Erotic Novel, “Sex Finds A Way”

We will have to check with legal about the use of “Clever girl” as the Tyrannosaurus Rex’s safe words.

4 min readMar 8, 2021

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Notes on Your Jurassic Park Erotic Novel, “Sex Finds A Way”

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Clare Blackwood
in
Slackjaw

Early Reviews Of My One-Woman Coronavirus Show

“I truly thought that I missed live theatre, and then I saw this show.” — The New York Times

3 min readMar 2, 2021

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Early Reviews Of My One-Woman Coronavirus Show

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Clare Blackwood
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The Honeypot

About The Smut Corner

Welcome, late night lovers, to The Smut Corner. It’s good to see you here.

1 min readMar 1, 2021

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About The Smut Corner

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Clare Blackwood

Clare Blackwood

Canadian actor/writer/comedian; writer for The Beaverton; words in CBC Comedy, McSweeney’s, The Belladonna, etc. Co-Founder of The Honeypot. clareblackwood.com

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